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Enough Already!

25 Dec

I have had enough of Tim Fucking Tebow. This entire week all ESPN has talked about is Tebow’s strained relationship with Rex Ryan like anyone actually cared. A back up player in the NFL should receive about as much attention as my girlfriend when she says she’s fat. Shut up already!

Aw he doesn’t want to run the wildcat. Uh last time I checked you play for the team they ask you to play you do it. Oh did I mention you’re a back up! Be happy you’re getting playing time.

By the way it has already been determined Timmy is playing for Jacksonville next year via ESPN “sources”. Meaning he’ll probably end up in Oakland. All any self respecting football fan cares about is not hearing about a middle linebacker than thinks he is a quarterback.

Tebow Wants Out!

19 Dec

tebow Photo: Ed Mulholland, US Presswire

Tim Tebow has reportedly demanded a trade from the circus that is known as the New York Jets. Tebow has had a tumultuous time in New York, having attempted only eight passes and thirty two rushes all season, he wants out now.

Tebow is not the answer in New York, he will be ridiculed by the media, personal life picked apart and obsession with religion joked about. He needs a home in Jacksonville or Cleveland, where they have no quarterback but need to put people in the seats.

Woody Johnson is to blame for the Jets circus, he wanted Tebow for all the publicity  You got your publicity Woody, the state of your team has never looked worse. The Jets are 6-8 on the season, eliminated from the playoffs. They have the 30th best pass offense in the league.Rex Ryan has lost control of the team.

Tebow will be traded this offseason, Sanchez is due $8M next season, the Jets can’t eat that so look for Tebow to be traded for a 4th or 5th rounder.

Were there enough “Tebows” in there for you ESPN?

So much for the “San-chise”

19 Dec

Mark Sanchez has been benched. A collective “Finally” could be heard from New York today, to some chagrin. Rex Ryan finally made the decision to remove Sanchez but only after his team was out of playoff contention.

Greg McIlroy will start for the Jets on Sunday against the San Diego Chargers. McIlroy led the Jets to victory against the Cardinals, not impressive but a win is a win. McIlroy is the third quarterback on the depth chart. Who the hell is second?

Oh right, Tim Tebow. Rex Ryan must hate Tebow to skip over his “2nd” quarterback to start the third. How shitty must Tebow feel knowing he is his backups backup now. Don’t worry Tim will find a way to be positive.

When it comes to Sanchez though you don’t go to back to back AFC Championship games and not have any talent. Sanchez has no confidence, the New York media is notoriously rough on athletes. Sanchez seems to have fallen victim to them. With some confidence and a boost from the fans Sanchez may be that franchise quarterback New York paid him to be. 17 interceptions and a passer rating around 50 are the signs of a man with no confidence and a terrible team.

 

The Jets are a terrible football team plain and simple. They love to turn the ball over, they are all for giving gifts. But you can’t be too mad at the Jets, no wide recievers, no quarterbacks, a backup covered more on ESPN than real players, a running game thats a joke and coach with a foot fetish and an owner named Woody, what else can you expect out of this circus.